Monday 12 December 2011

Telling someone not to think about elephants, and then they can't help but think about elephants.

Sunday 11 December 2011

If you ask a genie to answer a question, does it count as a wish?

Thursday 8 December 2011

Accidentally looking into the camera when filming a movie, so you have to retake the shot.

Tuesday 6 December 2011

A full moon.
The colour brown.
A badger.

What?

Upon reaching a sexual climax, a completely random thing pops into my head. It can be a word, a picture, a sound... anything. 99% of the time, it has nothing to do with whatever brought me to said climax. This blog will catalog those random Orgasm Thoughts.

Why?

Because fuck yes, that's why.